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About rahulgandhijokes

Hi, I am a patriotic and nationalistic Indian. I am sick and tired of this intellectually bankrupt remnants of this dynasty being thrust upon the nation by (mostly English) media. I am also saddened by the near extinction of right-of-center commentators and analysts in the mainstream media. With the online space being the only place where right-of-center politics can be articulated, I have decided to tickle some funny bones through this blog. Remember, as the name of the blog suggests, it's about jokes and satire. I can not vouch for factual accuracy of everything written here!

Jokes on Rahul Gandhi and His Media Sycophants

Once Burqa Dutt sitting in the doctor’s office, complaining of incessant gas. She says to the doctor. “I’ve been having silent farts all day. I had one in the lift, one in church and…um, one right now.” The doctor replied, … Continue reading

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Clown Prince Rahul Gandhi Getting Married to an Afghan Girl?

The fact that Indian mainstream media is subservient to the Congress is once again reinforced. The Indian media is fully blocking out an important development even while the international media is covering it. It is reported that Rahul Gandhi is … Continue reading

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When the Clown Prince was generally jobless in the US……..

During the ‘90s Rahul Gandhi was in the United States. He had failed in every field of study as he found any field of study to be difficult. He was just pretending to be studying there while the fact was … Continue reading

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Some Rahul Gandhi videos

Ever wondered why Rahul Gandhi is only barely better than an ‘anghuta chhap’? Check out his General Knowledge in his own words : And this is what even kids in the country are talking:             … Continue reading

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More Rahul Gandhi Jokes!!!!! Enjoy in the UP Election Season!!

Rahul Gandhi (actually Raul Vinci to his immediate family and friends abroad) goes to the see Jurassic Park along with his Colombian girlfriend and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat. His girlfriend asks him “What … Continue reading

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Rahul Gandhi Jokes

Rahul Gandhi (aka Raul Vinci) was courting Junaita (aka Veronique Carloz). The young couple sat in the parlor of the girl’s house night after night, much to the annoyance of old man Carloz. One night he couldn”t take any more. … Continue reading

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