Clown Prince Rahul Gandhi Getting Married to an Afghan Girl?

The fact that Indian mainstream media is subservient to the Congress is once again reinforced. The Indian media is fully blocking out an important development even while the international media is covering it. It is reported that Rahul Gandhi is preparing to marry his Afghan girlfriend of some royal lineage and Italian upbringing.

Don’t believe us? Check out this report in an Indonesian newspaper.

It is widely known that Rahul Gandhi was earlier going around with his Colombian girlfriend. Sources tell us that Digvijay Singh and Robert Vadra were instrumental in advising Rahul to dump his Colombian GF preferring the Afghan one. The reasoning given by Digvijay Singh is political in nature while Robert Vadra’s reasoning is based on pure economics.

Digvijay Singh is believed to have advised Rahul that if he’s seen to be marrying a Muslim girl, minorities will rally behind him and his secular credentials would soar to such new heights that even Nitish Kumar may support him to be PM after 2014 elections! Although the girl has already converted so Christianity as per the wishes of Sonia Gandhi, this fact is being kept a secret as per Digvijay Singh’s advice.

Robert Vadra is believed to have advised Rahul that the fortunes of Colombian drug lords is dwindling and ‘doing business’ has become very difficult in Colombia because of constant US anti-drug action. While in Afghanistan, the US is about to exit and the Afghan poppy/drug market is expected explode after the US exit. According to Vadra, the family should position itself to exploit this opportunity and what better than marrying an Afghan princess?

Although the mainstream media is blocking all this out (just like it did in Radia tapes), we decided to give you a low down on all this. We decided to hire the services of an ’eminent’ intelligence expert, Mr. B Raman to dig out all possible information about this girl and her family. Although, he failed to find out her name, he’s provided us with some photographs of this Afghan princess and her family.

Here, for the first time, exclusively on this blog , Rahul Gandhi’s possible future wife :

Rahul Gandhi fiance photo Afghan Princess

Photo of Rahul Gandhi’s Fiance from Afghanistan

If you are wondering how Rahul Gandhi fell for this girl, here’s how she seduced him (B Raman has given us a photo of that too) :

Rahul Gandhi's Afghan Girlfriend seducing him

Rahul Gandhi’s Afghan Girlfriend Seducing him

Don’t get the wrong impression that she’s very conservative Afghan woman, she’s quite modern in her outlook too. Here take a look at her with her friends going to college in Italy :

Rahul Gandhi's Afghan Princess fiance in Italy

Rahul Gandhi’s Afghan Princess fiance going to college in Italy

This is what this Afghan princess used to play with as a little girl :

What Rahul Gandhi's Fiance used to play with as a little girl

What Rahul Gandhi’s Fiance used to play with as a little girl

And finally, here is a family portrait of this Afghan girl :


Rahul Gandhi Fiance's  family

Rahul Gandhi Fiance’s family


About rahulgandhijokes

Hi, I am a patriotic and nationalistic Indian. I am sick and tired of this intellectually bankrupt remnants of this dynasty being thrust upon the nation by (mostly English) media. I am also saddened by the near extinction of right-of-center commentators and analysts in the mainstream media. With the online space being the only place where right-of-center politics can be articulated, I have decided to tickle some funny bones through this blog. Remember, as the name of the blog suggests, it's about jokes and satire. I can not vouch for factual accuracy of everything written here!
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29 Responses to Clown Prince Rahul Gandhi Getting Married to an Afghan Girl?

  1. rishi says:

    Clown prince rahul gandhi is biggest ‘chutiya’.

  2. Gpsb100 says:

    Rahul fuck muslim girl it is proud to us..
    I also fuck my muslim girlfrnd..when muslim girl screem with joy and pain ALLAH YA ALLAH
    i confused then bcoz it sounds like AUR LA AUR LA’
    my dear admin.
    I m very pleased to imagine fuck muslim girl by rahul gandhi

    • Prf29 says:

      How can you be such a sicko.Mind your language when you are commenting.

      • Baruch Goldstein says:

        “Mind your language…”
        what is “Mind”…can you explain .. is ##*#&!@(#$($ something ? In Congress culture mind and brain are some of the non existent things just like RSS seva is banned.
        Hey GPS man. I am “doing the locomotion” with “with your imagination” ….what creative thoughts you have

    • Master says:

      I hope God will guide your poor foolish mind…..if not
      When you are in your death bed you will
      Know what was true…you will scream like hell…your hindu idol gods will laugh at you….you were dumping me in river after every festival…now I am not gonna help you…scream like hell in your death bed…

      • religionhasfooledyou says:

        for what happens after death.. read real experiences of near death experiences or prebirth planning.. you have been fooled into believing your HOLY book.. dont frighten others.. you are in the dark.

    • Anonymous says:


    • divyapreeti rana says:

      chi wat a dirty thought..hav some manners nd yeah mind ur language.

  3. Gpsb100 says:

    You are just a bloody muslim who murmer about his fucking culture lol,
    see rahul will fuck muslim,
    it means muslim girls are not intrested in u katmullizz

    • Master says:

      I think italian guy will prefer sanghi chaddis…for political will see him…dont worry he is pseudo hindu…marrying a sanghi hindu…

  4. Anonymous says:

    Kukkur haramkhor baap se jdth chutiya

  5. Nalliah Thayabharan says:

    Edvige Antonia Albina Maino was born December 09, 1946 to Stefano and Paola Maino in Lusiana, a little village 30 km from Vicenza in the region of Veneto, Italy. Edvige Antonia Albina Maino spent her adolescence in Orbassano, a town near Turin, attending a Catholic school. In 1964, Edvige Antonia Albina Maino went to study English at the Bell Educational Trust’s language school in the city of Cambridge. She met Rajiv Gandhi, who was enrolled in Trinity College at the University of Cambridge in 1965 at a Greek restaurant while working there, as a waitress to make ends meet. In all three years of Rajiv Gandhi’s tenure at Trinity College had not passed a single examination. Edvige Antonia Albina Maino and Rajiv Gandhi married in 1968.Rajiv Gandhi changed his so called Parsi religion to become a Catholic to marry Edvige Antonia Albina Maino. Rajiv became Roberto. His daughter’s name is Bianca and son’s name is Raul. Quite cleverly the same names are presented to the people of India as Priyanka and Rahul. What is amazing is the extent of Indians’ ignorance in such matters. The press conference that Rajiv Gandhi gave in London after taking over as prime minister of India was very informative. In this press conference, Rajiv Gandhi boasted that he was NOT a Hindu but a Parsi.

    Edvige Antonia Albina Maino was given the name ‘Sonia’ by her late mother-in-law, Indira Gandhi. But there is no notification in the gazette regarding this change in name. This change of name runs in Nehru family is to fool the Indian public for their votes. Indira Gandhi’s real name was Indira Priyadarshini. In 1935, Indira joined Shantiniketan,a school set up by Rabindranath Tagore. When Indira was found in the bed with her German teacher at Shantiniketan she was chased out of the Shantiniketan by Rabindranath Tagore. Subsequently, she went to England and sat for the University of Oxford entrance examination, but she failed, and spent a few months at Badminton School in Bristol, before passing the exam in 1937 and enrolling at Somerville College, Oxford where she never finished her degree. Khushwant Singh, who has personally known Indira Gandhi, has said that she felt uncomfortable around educated people because she had no real education. During her stay in the UK, she frequently met Feroze Khan, whom she knew from Allahabad, and who was studying at the London School of Economics. Before Indira’s marriage, the then Governor of Maharashtra Dr Shriprakash had warned Nehru in a meeting and through a letter, that Indira was having an illicit relationship with Feroze Khan. Feroze Khan was quite sympathetic to Indira and Indira married Feroze Khan in a London mosque as per Islamic rites Feroz Khan after converting herself to Islam. Indira’s muslim name was Maimuna Begum and later both had changed their name to fool the public of India by an affidavit in a court to Indira Gandhi and Feroz Gandhi.

    After Rajiv’s birth Indira and Feroze lived separately, but they were not divorced. Feroze used to interfere in Nehru’s political activities. Nehru got fed up and left instructions not to allow him into the Prime Minister’s residence Trimurthi Bhavan. The death of Feroze in 1960 before he could consolidate his own political forces came as a relief to Nehru and Indira. Feroze had even planned to remarry. The second son of Indira known as Sanjay Gandhi was not the son of Feroze Khan. Sanjay’s real father was Mohammad Yunus who served as India’s ambassador to Turkey, Indonesia, Iraq and Spain. Mohammad Yunus represented India at the Non-Aligned Summits at Lusaka, Algiers, Colombo, New Delhi, and Harare. Baby Sanjay had been circumcised following Islamic custom, although the reason stated was phimosis. Incidentally, Sanjay’s marriage with the Sikh girl Menaka took place quite surprisingly through a civil ceremony(on 23 September 1974)in Mohammad Yunus’ house in New Delhi. And the marriage with Menaka who was a model (she had modelled for Bombay Dyeing wearing just a towel) was not so ordinary either. Sanjay never attended college, but took up an apprenticeship with Rolls-Royce in Crewe, England. Sanjay Gandhi’s name was actually Sanjeev Gandhi. He was arrested for a car theft in England. Since his passport had been seized, the then Indian Ambassador to England Krishna Menon changed his name to ‘Sanjay’and procured a new passport for him. On February 3,1956 Krishna Menon was inducted into the Nehru cabinet as minister without portfolio. Mohammad Yunus who cried the most when Sanjay died in the plane accident.

    At the end of Rajiv Gandhi’s five years in office, the Bofors Scandal broke out. Rajiv Gandhi was paid by Bofors through Ottavio Quattrocchi. Ottavio Quattrocchi was merely a conduit for siphoning money. He was not a regular arms dealer. His company Snamprogetti dealt in fertiliser and petrochemicals. He was nobody in India without the backing of Rajiv Gandhi.
    Interpol revealed two bank accounts, 5A5151516M and 5A5151516L, held by Ottavio Quattrocchi and his wife Maria with the BSI AG bank, London, containing Euros 3 million and $1 million, a “curiously large savings for a salaried executive”. Ottavio’s financier son, Massimo Quattrocchi, grew up with Sonia’s children Raul(Rahul) and Bianca(Priyanka).

    Around 1974, Quattrocchi was introduced to Rajiv Gandhi and Sonia Gandhi by an Italian named Mr. Molinari. Then Mrs. and Mr. Quattrocchi started visiting Rajiv Gandhi and Sonia Gandhi. Children of both sides were frequent visitors to each other. At that time Rajiv Gandhi was a pilot in Indian Airlines. Quattrocchi became very close to Rajiv Gandhi and his wife. Their children grew up together, and based on this friendship, Quattrocchi had become so influential at the office of the Prime Minister that bureaucrats used to stand up when Quattrocchi visited them. The award of Jagdishpur Fertilizer Plant to Quattrocchi, changing earlier decision for SPIC, is a clear case. He won about 60 major projects projects including:
    In 1981 – the five Alibag (Thal Vaishet) plants from RCF, four Kribhco plants in Hazira, as well as the ONGC gas pipeline in Hazira.
    In 1983 – National Fertilisers Limited’s (NFL’s) plant in Una[disambiguation needed ] and two plants in Guna.
    In 1984- IFFCO’s three plants in Aonla.
    In 1987- Nagarjuna Fertilizers and Chemicals Limited’s two plants in Kakinada.

    In 1980 Sonia’s name appeared in the voter’s list for New Delhi prior to her becoming an Indian Citizen. At the time she was still holding Italian Citizenship. A violation of Form 4 of the Registration of Electors Rules, 1960, which states that “Only the names of those who are citizens of India should be entered on the electoral rolls.” When she did acquire Indian Citizenship, in April 1983, the same issue cropped up again, as her name appeared on the 1983 voter’s list when the deadline for registering had been in January 1983.

    Swiss magazine Schweitzer Illustrierte in 1991 claimed that Sonia was controlling accounts worth $2 billion US dollars in her son Raul’s name.

    Harvard scholar Yevgenia Albats cited KGB correspondence about payments to Rajiv Gandhi and his family, which had been arranged by Viktor Chebrikov, which shows that KGB chief Viktor Chebrikov sought in writing an “authorization to make payments in U.S. dollars to the family members of Rajiv Gandhi, namely Sonia Gandhi, Rahul Gandhi and Paola Maino, mother of Sonia Gandhi” from the CPSU in December 1985.

    Payments were authorized by a resolution, CPSU/CC/No 11228/3 dated 20 December 1985; and endorsed by the USSR Council of Ministers in Directive No 2633/Rs dated 20 December 1985. These payments had been coming since 1971, as payments received by Sonia Gandhi’s family and “have been audited in CPSU/CC resolution No 11187/22 OP dated 10/12/1984.

    In 1992 the media confronted the Russian government with the Albats disclosure. The Russian government confirmed the veracity of the disclosure and defended it as necessary for “Soviet ideological interest.”

    Rahul Gandhi & his Columbian girlfriend Veronique Cartelli, daughter of a Columbian drug mafia were arrested on Sep 21, 2001 at Boston Airport by FBI for carrying $200,000 in cash with them. Rahul Gandhi was then freed later on at the intervention of the then Prime Minister Atal Bihari Vajpayee.Rahul Gandhi was dropped out in 3 Months from Harvard. But Rahul Gandhi lied to Indians that he has Masters in Economics from Harvard. Veronique Cartelli is already living in Thuglaq road in Delhi. If ever, because of India’s misfortune, Rahul Gandhi comes to power, India will have another “Sonia”.

    In 2008 Sonia’s party appointed Prime Minister Manmohan Singh. Manmohan Singh was the only international leader to initially refuse data provided by the German authorities during 2008 Liechtenstein tax affair.Sonia shares a common Educational Background with her 2G Partner in Crime, Dakshinamurthy Muthuvel who lated changed his name as Karunanidhi.

    Indira didn’t have any knowledge about constitution and constitutional procedures.Indira furthered creation of democratic dictatorship, first kicked off by her father Nehru. Indira never trusted anyone but her family only and so made Sanjay Gandhi and Rajiv Gandhi heroes without any deed during her lifetime. Her leadership plunged India into depths of darkness. India needs enlightened leaders. But it has been getting stupid leaders because the population at large is not “enlightened.”

    For India to get decent leadership, Indians have to change. Indians have to demonstrate that they can take the long view, that they are not willing to vote criminals into office.

    Indians have granted “their obedience by their own consent” to dictators for a long while. The most recent in living memory is Indira Gandhi. Before that it was to their British overlords. Before that to the Islamic invaders.

    Failure of integrity is not uncommon among ministers and that some ministers, who have held office during the last seventy years have enriched themselves illegitimately, obtained good jobs for their sons and relations through nepotism and have reaped other advantages inconsistent with any notion of purity in public life

    • anju says:

      How can malign somebody like this and spread lies

      • anju says:

        how can you malign somebody like this and spread lies. Are there no laws in india to prevent this

      • Vimal says:

        madam,all is not wrong,some contents might be wrong but not the whole.These are well kept secrets.we Indiana are idol worshipers and at the same time we are not been informed by the media also on these delicate subjects. Mr.Subramaniyam swami has put the cases before court & openly challenged Gandhis to come clean & clear on these several points.But they are not responding.Now even they do not claim as earlier about their educational degrees.It is proof of their misconduct.

    • Pragmatic says:

      Wow this story makes me think Batman is real.. Unicorns & Mermaids do exist in this world, to beleive it you need a zero level IQ. Perhaps a brain of GadFly.

  6. Pradee p kumar says:

    Rahul gandhi khud to sanskrit samjhta nhi Desh kya ghanta chlaeyga

  7. Indian says:

    @Nalliah Thayabharan:
    Thank you for sharing this and every Indian must read this. Worth reading the entire article and know how we are cheated in every aspect….

  8. Anonymous says:

    i liked the name BRaman

  9. asha admi ko to goli maro

    • Anonymous says:

      Aisa lagta hai Hinduon ka zameer mar gaya Jo aise logon ko support kar rahe hain.

      • Anonymous says:

        Sahi agar dekhe to hum Azad hua hi nahi hai. Kyo ki hum abhi bhi Nehru – gandhi parivar ki gulami kar rahe hai
        Such Janane k liye aap inki sachchai jano net par asliyat dekho
        Jai hind

  10. anil sharma says:

    I am extreamly. Sorry to know the truth of these looters family.Thise is true that our nation is always being looted English, Nehru,Italians,Gandhi’s ,khans& now see who will be next looters.

  11. Ravan says:

    Vimalji evry single detail is a big lie by the asshole subramaniam swamy..y dnt he present proofs if he has any..dat swamy brought down d vajpayee govt n nw he speaks of ideals.subramaniam swamy is d greatest fool india has ever had..he is a die hard liar.

  12. John Hafila says:

    This was tho most distasteful joke I have ever heard, simply BS. You ppl should first look at the history and deeds of your Murderer – PM Modi. Grow up morons.

  13. John Hafila says:

    You morons talk abt Indian culture but have scant regard for the dignity of a woman. The way yu retards are mocking Indira Gandhi, Sonia Gandhi is pathetic.

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